If you’ve seen our latest videos, you know that our everyday body glitches—from angry pimples to fiery sunburns—are absolutely terrified of the right DIY remedies. They beg, they scream, and they plead for you not to use these specific recipes on them, because they know exactly what will happen: they will disappear completely! You asked for the exact formulas used in the videos, and we are delivering. Here are the 9 simple, science-backed, homemade recipes that will clear up your skin and send those glitches packing. 1. The Pimple Shrinker Paste When a massive, red, swollen pimple ruins your morning, don’t pop it. Hit it with this homemade salicylic acid treatment. What you need: • 1 uncoated aspirin tablet • A few drops of warm water The Instructions: Crush the aspirin tablet into a fine powder using the back of a spoon. Add just enough water to create a thick, white paste. Dab this directly onto the pimple and let it sit for 10-15 minutes before rinsing it off. Why the glitch hates it: Aspirin contains acetylsalicylic acid. It dives straight into the pore, dries out the trapped oil, and forces the swollen bump to shrink away to nothing. 2. The Bug Bite Neutralizer Stop scratching! When a mosquito leaves an inflamed welt on your arm, this astringent paste shuts down the itch immediately. What you need: • 1 tsp baking soda • 1/2 tsp witch hazel The Instructions: Mix the baking soda and witch hazel in a small bowl until it forms a thick paste. Smear it directly over the bug bite, let it dry completely, and rinse. Why the glitch hates it: The baking soda neutralizes the acidic insect saliva, while the witch hazel acts as an astringent to draw out toxins, making the itchy welt completely disappear. 3. The Sunburn Cooling Gel If you stayed out in the sun too long and your skin is tight, red, and peeling, this freezing-cold, hydrating blend is your best friend. What you need: • 2 tbsp pureed cucumber (blended until smooth) • 2 tbsp raw aloe vera gel The Instructions: Mix the cucumber puree and aloe vera gel together. Keep the mixture in the fridge so it is freezing cold when you need it. Spoon it gently over the sunburned skin. Why the glitch hates it: Cucumber is packed with water and antioxidants, and aloe vera forms a protective barrier. Together, they soothe the burn, trap in healing moisture, and make the flaming red skin fade away. 4. The Scalp Flake Melter Dry, flaky scalp crusts ruining your dark shirts? You need an antimicrobial hydration bomb to melt them down. What you need: • 2 tbsp warm, melted coconut oil • 3-4 drops tea tree essential oil The Instructions: Blend the tea tree oil into the warm (not hot!) coconut oil. Use a glass dropper or your fingers to massage the mixture directly into your roots. Let it sit for 20 minutes, then shampoo your hair thoroughly. Why the glitch hates it: Coconut oil provides deep hydration to dry skin, while tea tree oil contains powerful antifungal properties that melt dead skin crusts and wipe out flakes entirely. 5. The Eye Bag Deflator Mask When exhaustion leaves you with swollen, dark purple under-eye bags, wake your skin up with a massive dose of topical caffeine. What you need: • 1 tsp finely ground coffee (fresh or used grounds) • 1 tsp raw honey The Instructions: Mix the coffee grounds and honey into a thick, dark paste. Using a small cosmetic brush or your pinky finger, paint the mask gently under your eyes (be careful to avoid getting it in your actual eyes). Leave it on for 10 minutes, then wipe it away gently with a damp cloth. Why the glitch hates it: The heavy caffeine constricts dilated blood vessels and drains trapped fluid, deflating the puffy bags completely. 6. The Kitchen Burn Soother Accidentally touch a hot oven rack? You need to seal the burn quickly to stop the throbbing pain. What you need: • 1 tsp raw honey • 1 drop lavender essential oil The Instructions: Mix the drop of lavender oil into the raw honey. Spread this sticky, golden ointment directly over the minor burn. Why the glitch hates it: Raw honey is a natural antibacterial humectant. It seals the wound from oxygen (which stops the stinging pain) while the lavender calms the inflammation, making the red mark disappear. (Note: Only use this on minor, superficial burns. Seek medical attention for severe burns.) 7. The Eczema Barrier Balm When your skin breaks out in dry, scaly, cracking eczema patches, standard lotion isn’t enough. You need to physically rebuild your skin’s barrier. What you need: • 1 tbsp finely ground colloidal oatmeal • 2 tbsp melted shea butter The Instructions: Melt the shea butter in the microwave or a double boiler. Whisk in the colloidal oatmeal until well combined. Let it cool until it forms a thick, creamy balm, then massage it directly into the scaly patches. Why the glitch hates it: The oatmeal soothes the fiery itch, while the heavy fatty acids in the shea butter rebuild the broken skin barrier, trapping the water inside and making the dry rash melt away. 8. The Stinky Foot Soak Foul foot odor is caused by bacteria thriving in a sweaty environment. To fix it, you have to destroy their habitat. What you need: • Warm water (enough to cover the soles of your feet) • 1/2 cup white vinegar • 1/4 cup antiseptic mouthwash (like original Listerine) The Instructions: Fill a shallow foot-bath or basin with the warm water, vinegar, and mouthwash. Dunk your feet in and let them soak for 15 to 20 minutes. Dry them completely afterward. Why the glitch hates it: The highly acidic vinegar and the alcohol/essential oils in the mouthwash completely destroy the sweaty, bacterial environment, eliminating the foul odor at its source. 9. The Wasp Sting Deflator A wasp sting pumps painful venom proteins into your skin. Instead of just icing it, break down the venom chemically. What you need: • 1 tsp unseasoned meat tenderizer powder • A few drops of water The Instructions: Mix the meat tenderizer powder with a tiny bit of water to form a thick, granular paste. Dab it directly over the puncture hole of the sting and let it sit for 15 minutes. Why the glitch hates it: Meat tenderizer contains papain (papaya extract), an enzyme that literally breaks down meat proteins. When applied to a sting, it breaks down the venom proteins injected by the wasp, making the hard, swollen lump vanish. Post navigation The Night Two Children Disappeared: Inside the Susan Smith Case